All I want to do is bad things. Only good things make me happy. Bad things make me sad. Good things make me happy, but they are really hard to do. This is why I am currently blogging, Facebook stalking, reading articles, and eating cookies instead of studying...
My two choices are to:
1. Keep eating cookies, get fat, and fail my test.
2. Stop eating cookies, study, and get an A on my test.
Why then, am I doing the cookie eating one?
(As a side note, this is a very scary picture, aren't I beautiful?)