Last night, around 3am, some upstanding individuals got drunk and decided to set of fireworks right behind our dorm. It scared the crumcake out of me. I woke up and looked out the window just in time to hear everyone yell, "Shut the eff up!" out of their windows. I quietly said, "Yeah! Be quiet!" I am pretty sure they yelled back, "No you shut the eff up!"
That is my story. The end!
PS. This is the censored version.