I may have posted this before, but these are some of my biggest fears:

- Turning on music in the library when I think my headphones and plugged in... but they aren't.
- Going to a party that I think is a costume party... but it isn't.
- Going to someone's house for the first time... and knocking on the wrong door.
- Going into the men's restroom on accident. (Note to Mexican restaurants: 5 year olds do not know the difference between senor and senorita!)
- Deep, deep, dark waters.