HEY

This is an accurate representation of me. The new me. The college me. JUST KIDDINGGGGGG :)


p.s. shout out to Stephen Smith who I am talking on the phone with. His internet is BROKE.

gah

I'm sitting in the lobby of my dorm talking to people. It is pretty fun. The weather is fantasticcc today, but kinda hot... dinner and gleeee tonight at elizabeth's casa :)

bugs.

So Lauren has seen TWO silverfish in our room. Well she says unidentifiable bugs, but they are silverfish. The first time she was very scared, but now that she saw the second one... WE HAVE AN INFESTATION! I read about silverfish and it said that the best thing was to find the nest (where there could be 30 more!). She screamed bloody murder and jumped out of our room. Then she researched bugs for a good 30 minutes, and is determined to make her own homemade bottle of bug killer spray (half warm water/half dish washing detergent) and move all our furniture and vacuum every day. She may be a little paranoid... :) 

Love you Lauren! 

things i have learned from college so far

These are just a few things I have learned from my two weeks in college. For the sake of the sarcasm challenged, all things written in blue are sarcastic :)

• If it is the weekend, it is ok to wear your longish shirt without any pants.
• If you smoke it is best to blow your smoke all over other people.
• If you want a wrapp you must wait in a very long line, but everyone does it cause it's worth it.
• The fact that you want your pizza delivered to a dorm doesn't let Pizza Hut know that you get the college student discount.
• Really it is fine to party and get completely drunk as long as you don't get caught.
• If you watch a rated R movie that is so raunchy that you have to turn it off less than halfway through and you feel really dirty the best thing to do to make you feel better is have a Taylor Swift dance party at 2 in the morning.
• Walmart and Bojangles are not close together.
• The Appalcart is not a simple and convenient form of transportation.
• Naps are necessary.
• When you go to the gym spandex automatically becomes an attractive and acceptable clothing choice.
• Even normal people join Quidditch teams. (Or people I thought were normal... LAUREN haha)
• It is possible to get to college and not fully understand percents.
• Lion King is a hilarious movie.

Of course I have learned a TON more, and a lot about who God is and how important fellowship with Christians is. I'm saving that for another, more serious post :)